We’re in recovery mode. We’ve all suffered the great loss of Pia Toscano, and been sent into a whirlwind of media attention on Idol. You’ve got Nigel spinning that Pia was NEVER a frontrunner, the leaked TMZ story that Scotty is dominating in the votes (we all knew that), and some girl who is desperate for attention and claiming that Idol told her she was too fat. Even her own friend, who was with her, is saying that it’s a lie. Please stop covering that story.
This week made me think, why is Jimmy Iovine on the show? Literally, the three best performances were the three performances he nixed. He looks like an idiot now. Are you trying to get these kids eliminated? By the way, I purposefully don’t check the chat, or the boards, until after my article is done, because I don’t want to just be jumping on bandwagons.
I’m not giving grades this week, I’m just ranking.
1) James Durbin
I can’t believe I’m putting this guy at the top, but that was tremendous. He pretty much told Jimmy to STFU, and he even got Zack Wylde on board. Even I know who he is, and I don’t listen to metal. It was a great performance, it was a huge risk, and I appreciate James for doing that. James, as Randy said, did “James”.And, by the way, James was right. You can’t always tell what a song is gonna sound like when it’s played with just piano… especially a heavy metal song that doesn’t even feature piano. Jimmy Iovine is a hack. Can we vote him off?
2) Casey Abrams
Oh, what an awesome risk. I mean, I think America won’t “get” his performance, but J. Lo was right this week, in that what makes Casey special is his prowess in Jazz, not in Rock, or fucking (sorry) PHIL COLLINS??? Do you WANT Casey to go home, Jimmy? What a god awful suggestion. I’m so happy Casey didn’t sing that. It would have sent him home. I loved this performance. This is the Casey that I vote for. (I’m not voting for James, because overall I don’t like him, but I am voting for Casey this week).
3) Scotty McCreery
OK, so I’m getting a bit less excited here. I wasn’t familiar with the song at all, but it didn’t give Scotty the opportunity to have a moment. It was just a nice song, and he sang it really well. And, it was made better by the fact that it was country, and Scotty ultimately sounds better doing country songs, instead of trying to make other songs sound country. This song was perfect for Scotty’s fanbase. I have no idea why Jimmy didn’t like the song.
4) Haley Reinhart
I don’t know why the judges decided to give Haley the sole “bad review” of the week. I enjoyed her performance. I’m concerned that she’s gone from being a jazzy Alicia Keys type to a rocker girl, but she’s really in the zone these past couple weeks. Jennifer mentioned that she’s afraid to give the girls bad critiques… well how about being honest with some of the guys, because they weren’t all amazing this week.
5) Lauren Alaina
OK. So, when she said she was singing “The Climb”, I immediately went… oh no. Not this stupid song again. Aren’t we done with it? Can’t it just go away? It’s the mainstream version of Friday, for me. I could go the rest of my life without hearing The Climb again and be just fine. But, it was also a smart move, because pretty much anyone can sing better than Miley Cyrus. So, Lauren’s version actually ended up being better than the original, which is a smart move. I don’t know if it really pushed Lauren forward much in the competition, but it likely did enough to keep her going. The tween fanbase probably loved it too, which is good, since they keep voting the girls off.
6) Jacob Lusk
Really, there’s a gap for me between Lauren and Jacob. I’m giving Jacob an edge over the other guys, because I loved how Jacob looked like someone just killed his puppy. I think he realized the comment last week wasn’t a good move, and now he’s trying to seem humble. They even dressed him down this week and made him wear brown. This is like “new Jacob”. That being said… Bridge Over Troubled Water? Talk about pandering to the gospel crowd. I’m gonna get technical tonight and say, his diction was weak. He fumbled through the words and it became a bit of a mess, but the judges still called it perfect… which makes them idiots. I mean, YES, OK, Jacob Lusk has a crazy range. And YES he stayed on pitch. But for a song that is all about the lyrics, he didn’t deliver. And, he actually left some out… “my lord”.
7) Stefano Langone
I mean… really? Of all the songs, you sing this? For real? Stefano struggles with being forgettable every week, and for me, he was forgettable again. And then the judges called it his best performance to date. Uh… no. It wasn’t. You must hate Stefano. I think he MIGHT survive another week, just based on an uptick in voting from being in the bottom 3 last week. But I think he’ll be staying in the bottom this week, and the judges will just act perplexed.
Paul McDonald
Uh oh. They took his guitar away… drunky Paul is back. I can’t take the stumbling. I really can’t. It’s so awkward. And, like Jacob, Paul’s diction was all over the place tonight. It was a bizarre performance that seems destined to get him voted off this week. Not only was he safe last week, but he went first this week with a rather poor interpretation of a classic song.
I think your bottom 3 this week will consist of Paul, Stefano, and Haley. I think Paul’s getting the axe though.
What do you think? Do you think Jimmy is as big of a waste of time as I do? Sound off in the comments!